The Pecking Order Week 5, 2026
Tigers Stay on Top as Heater Cellmates Keep Rolling
I'm told the Tigers are sitting pretty at #1 with an 81.0% all-play clip, and league sources tell me nobody else is close right now. Boom. The Cellmates are the story of the week, riding an 8-game win streak after going 6-0 over the last three weeks.
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The Tigers have the top spot at 81.0% all-play and 173.5 PPG over the last three weeks, but they went 4-2 in that stretch, so the crown needs defending.
81.0% all-play 173.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Razerbacks are 6-0 over their last three with 174.8 PPG and a 6-game winning streak, and they're my pick to make the leap to the top spot.
75.5% all-play 174.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Monkeys dropped the league's highest score this week, 233.89, and they're 5-1 over three with a 3-game winning streak. Money is nice, but this is a legit contender.
70.8% all-play 180.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Nemesis are scoring 186.3 PPG over the last three, the best recent output in the top 25, and at 5-1 they're a serious threat.
66.1% all-play 186.3 PPG, last three weeks
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Cellmates are 6-0 over three with an 8-game win streak and 178.6 PPG, and this heater is absolutely real.
71.8% all-play 178.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Monsters have lost two straight and slipped to 4-2 over three, which is a red flag for a team with 72.2% all-play.
72.2% all-play 177.4 PPG, last three weeks
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Chickens are 6-0 over three and averaging 188.2 PPG, the highest recent scoring in the top 25, and they're flying under the radar at 61.6% all-play.
61.6% all-play 188.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Crushers are 5-1 over three at 166.8 PPG and sitting at #8 on a steady, unflashy run.
75.3% all-play 166.8 PPG, last three weeks
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RailRoaders are only 3-3 over their last three despite a 168.3 season PPG, and they need to find the win column fast.
73.3% all-play 164.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Hurricanes are 4-2 over three with a 2-game winning streak and 173.1 PPG, a solid push that keeps them in the mix.
66.7% all-play 173.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Tombstones have the best season PPG in this group at 178.1, but a recent 158.2 PPG over three weeks has them sliding.
75.5% all-play 158.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Badgers are 5-1 over three on a 5-game winning streak, a quietly hot run that deserves more respect.
65.9% all-play 168.6 PPG, last three weeks
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Demons are 3-3 over three with 162.1 PPG, and a .500 stretch is not what this roster should be doing.
68.2% all-play 162.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Bombers are 4-2 over three with 168.9 PPG, but a 151.4 season PPG says the hot stretch is a recent thing.
60.8% all-play 168.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Hoosiers are 4-2 over three and sitting at 70.0% all-play, a steady contender in the middle of the pack.
70.0% all-play 155.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Yeti's are 5-1 over three on a 5-game winning streak, climbing with 158.7 PPG and real momentum.
65.9% all-play 158.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Kraken are 4-2 over three with a 4-game winning streak and 172.2 PPG, a scoring machine with a 55.7% all-play problem to fix.
55.7% all-play 172.2 PPG, last three weeks
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SnakeEyes are 5-1 over three at 167.7 PPG, and they're quietly building a legitimate case to climb.
59.0% all-play 167.7 PPG, last three weeks
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Outlaws are 4-2 over three with 154.2 PPG, and the scoring has to tick up if they want to hold this spot.
68.2% all-play 154.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Roos are 4-2 over three at 167.9 PPG but only 56.7% all-play, so the wins are coming with some luck.
56.7% all-play 167.9 PPG, last three weeks
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Tikis are 3-3 over three at 158.1 PPG, a middling stretch that puts them squarely on the bubble.
63.7% all-play 158.1 PPG, last three weeks
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Barracudas are 5-1 over three on a 2-game winning streak at 164.2 PPG, a fine run that's easy to overlook.
58.6% all-play 164.2 PPG, last three weeks
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Moose are 4-2 over three at 168.5 PPG but only 54.3% all-play, the lowest mark in this top 25.
54.3% all-play 168.5 PPG, last three weeks
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Assassins are 4-2 over three with 150.8 PPG, which is the lowest recent scoring of this group and a worry going forward.
66.9% all-play 150.8 PPG, last three weeks
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Battalion are 5-1 over three on a 2-game winning streak with 162.1 PPG, a sneaky-good team at 57.6% all-play.
57.6% all-play 162.1 PPG, last three weeks
The rest of the order
- 26 SaltyDogs 7-3 –
- 27 Luchadors 4-6 –
- 28 Waves 5-5 –
- 29 Spiders 6-4 –
- 30 Gladiators 7-3 –
- 31 Goats 7-3 –
- 32 Sandmen 4-6 –
- 33 Invaders 8-2 –
- 34 KitKats 7-3 –
- 35 Wolverines 6-4 –
- 36 Banditos 7-3 –
- 37 Rams 6-4 –
- 38 Troopers 4-6 –
- 39 Jackalopes 4-6 –
- 40 Hawks 5-5 –
- 41 Islanders 3-7 –
- 42 Jockeys 5-5 –
- 43 Bruisers 5-5 –
- 44 Phantoms 7-3 –
- 45 Plague 6-4 –
- 46 Maddogs 5-5 –
- 47 Chargers 5-5 –
- 48 Stingers 5-5 –
- 49 Apache 7-3 –
- 50 Terminators 3-7 –
- 51 Rafters 4-6 –
- 52 Kung Fu 5-5 –
- 53 Mafia 6-4 –
- 54 XMen 6-4 –
- 55 Celtics 7-3 –
- 56 Hitmen 5-5 –
- 57 Bandits 4-6 –
- 58 Snappers 5-5 –
- 59 Stonecutters 4-6 –
- 60 Nomads 7-3 –
- 61 Dragons 4-6 –
- 62 Rhinos 2-8 –
- 63 Ducks 2-8 –
- 64 Nordics 5-5 –
- 65 Wizards 7-3 –
- 66 Fox 5-5 –
- 67 BearCats 2-8 –
- 68 Deadly 7-3 –
- 69 Apes 3-7 –
- 70 Dawgs 5-5 –
- 71 Geese 4-6 –
- 72 Twisters 7-3 –
- 73 Beasts 2-8 –
- 74 Devils 5-5 –
- 75 Admirals 3-7 –
- 76 Freeze 6-4 –
- 77 Scorpions 4-6 –
- 78 Mammoth 3-7 –
- 79 Lumberjacks 4-6 –
- 80 Hydras 3-7 –
- 81 Eagles 5-5 –
- 82 Highlanders 6-4 –
- 83 Lions 5-5 –
- 84 Killers 1-9 –
- 85 MudDogs 5-5 –
- 86 Veterans 4-6 –
- 87 Vikings 3-7 –
- 88 Saints 4-6 –
- 89 WhoopAss 1-9 –
- 90 SeaBirds 3-7 –
- 91 Roughnecks 3-7 –
- 92 Chupacabras 3-7 –
- 93 Sioux 1-9 –
- 94 Vipers 1-9 –
- 95 Magnums 2-8 –
- 96 Pirates 2-8 –
- 97 Hippos 2-8 –
- 98 Lobstahs 2-8 –
- 99 Bears 0-10 –
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